blue-satsuma:

i want affection but also don’t touch me. 

u feel?

nationalpost:

‘He’s cleaning up the city by smoking all the crack in it’: U.S. late night TV hosts turn Rob Ford into international laughing stock
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford may not have a word to say about the growing crack cocaine video scandal, but U.S. comedians are finding plenty to say about the besieged leader of Canada’s biggest city.

Ford’s alleged crack cocaine use, not to mention his colourful past, was the butt of jokes on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Jimmy Kimmel Live on Tuesday night.

The high-profile airings in the U.S. should only increase the bidding on Gawker’s “Crackstarter” — a crowdfunded attempt to raise $200,000 to buy the alleged video. Bidding topped $107,000 Wednesday morning with six days to go. (YouTube)

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orgygami:

when theres a long intro before a music video

So true

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

nationalpost:

Graphic: Anatomy of a supercell tornado

legentis:

craigslist houseshare ad: “i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem.”

ok.

Lmao “ok”

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